I want you to read that blurb from Fangoria. Now realize that they could have cut it at "Amazing!" but chose not to, I will explain why that is important.


I still don't know why they kept making movies after this. Cinema was over, nothing can top this movie, so why try?

I have started to watch Birdemic 2: The Resurection, and made it all of 10 minutes before I realized that I might be witnessing the worst thing I have ever seen with my own eyes. This is coming from a guy who has watched Troll 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, The Room, and Ed TV. This is amazingly, fantasticly bad. So bad that I don't think a normal review will do, as if I miss even part of this film, the whole thing loses it's power exponetially.

With that in mind, I am tempted to try something new. I am thinking of recording a running commentary to the movie with my buddy TJ, just something that you could play durring the movie on your iPod or Walkman, or what have you that would discuss aspects of the film, and hopefully keep you from wanting to eat your own eyes while you watch it. This would, I think, be in conjunction with another

I don't know movie, "zany" is a pretty big claim, are you sure he's not just "kooky?"


How embarrassing, they misspelled Huk Ho-Gan.


One day I will have a house, in that house I will have a den, and in that den I will hang this poster. All will be right with the world. Also I think I will have a pipe. Maybe a smoking jacket. And a steak. Yeah.


Take a classic film + a better ending - James Belushi and what do you get?


I can't be sure, but I think I have seen this movie before...


Dear Hulu: Religious movies don't belong under the Horror heading. Especially when you don't give an accurate description. Throw a guy a bone here.


I HAVE THE POWER...to bankrupt a movie production company!