Blog Archives - B Movies B Reviewed

Hotel Transylvania - 2012

5/30/2013

You can check out any time you'd like, but you can't never leave...no wait, wrong hotel.

Ghoulies - 1985

5/28/2013

That's why I stopped eating raw chicken and bath salts.

Critters - 1986

5/23/2013

I am 90% sure I saw her profile on OKCupid back in my dating days.

Frankenweenie - 2012

5/20/2013

Wait a minute, that's not a wiener dog...what was brought back to life?

C..H.U.D. - 1984

5/17/2013

"...and that's when the C..H.U.D.'s got me"

The Last Stand - 2013

5/14/2013

Not gonna lie, there are moments where it looks like Schwarzenegger would rather be having The Last Sit Down. Or maybe The Last Nap.

Mothers Day Evil (aka Curio)- 2010

5/12/2013

And this is my version of being festive.

Card Subject To Change - 2010

5/9/2013

So I've reviewed two documentaries so far, one about old guys yelling and one about pro wrestling. What does that say about me?

Earth Girls Are Easy - 1988

5/6/2013

For those of you who didn't have the Comedy Channel back in the early 90's, take a good look at that cast list. Now wonder why this is the first you have heard of this movie.

Birdemic 2: The Resurrection - 2013

5/1/2013

I want you to read that blurb from Fangoria. Now realize that they could have cut it at "Amazing!" but chose not to, I will explain why that is important.